A little story, I got bored

PetMetroid1: ok, imma gonna tell a story, but u keep reading
PetMetroid1: what do you wannthe story to b about?
YoshiPlaydUmario: wat? uhh...
YoshiPlaydUmario: idk
PetMetroid1: ohno, i just gave you a decision, didnt i?
PetMetroid1: sorry
PetMetroid1: ok, ill make one up
YoshiPlaydUmario: yea u did haha
PetMetroid1: about a guy named...
PetMetroid1: BOB
PetMetroid1: there was this guy named bob
PetMetroid1: he had no job
PetMetroid1: sorta like a hobbo
PetMetroid1: only bob had a car
PetMetroid1: it was a sh tty car, but it was better than a shopping cart
PetMetroid1: anyway, one day, he went far with his car
PetMetroid1: he went to uhh...
PetMetroid1: puerto rico?
PetMetroid1: ok
PetMetroid1: but he didnt know how to speak spanish
PetMetroid1: when he wanted bread, he could get none
PetMetroid1: and that disapointed him
PetMetroid1: cause he was hungary
PetMetroid1: and he quiera el bread
PetMetroid1: he went driving some more
PetMetroid1: but then he crashed
PetMetroid1: a BIG crash
PetMetroid1: off a cliff
PetMetroid1: but somehow hes still alive
PetMetroid1: there was a cause for this slight devestating accident
PetMetroid1: he had passed by the most bootyfull, i mean beautifull puertorican girl
PetMetroid1: at least he thought so
PetMetroid1: he almost died for that opinion
PetMetroid1: but he didnt know how to speak spanish
PetMetroid1: he felt sad
PetMetroid1: but the cute native infact DID speak ingles
PetMetroid1: she said
PetMetroid1: "HOLY SH T THAT WAS QUITE A FALL!"
PetMetroid1: "are you ok?"
PetMetroid1: at that instant, he fell for her right then and there
PetMetroid1: and as funny as this sounds, i mean literally
PetMetroid1: oops, fell down the cliff again
PetMetroid1: but this time the girl went down and rescued him
PetMetroid1: umm
PetMetroid1: she took him over to her place
PetMetroid1: her papi was like,
PetMetroid1: "who the f ck is that?"
PetMetroid1: "i told you already, IM NOT READY TO BE A GRANDPAPA!"
PetMetroid1: shes like, "no, esta some chico i found on the road"
PetMetroid1: when he awoke from his two week coma
PetMetroid1: he saw her
PetMetroid1: bout three feet from his bed
PetMetroid1: with power ranger bedspread
PetMetroid1: when he figured out what the hell was going on, he said
PetMetroid1: "mdudmdufkjfmdudfmamamakudfm"
PetMetroid1: he couldnt talk, cause he was all numb
PetMetroid1: poor bob
PetMetroid1: but she was like
PetMetroid1: "majdudmlkamama, ok?"
PetMetroid1: huh?
PetMetroid1: o well
PetMetroid1: he thought that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to him
PetMetroid1: ew!  wieord
PetMetroid1: but, a few hours past by
PetMetroid1: he told her,
PetMetroid1: "i would like to learn how to speak your language"
PetMetroid1: "ill teach you" she said
PetMetroid1: so she taught him what she could
PetMetroid1: the rest came from santana, george lopez, and dora the explorer
PetMetroid1: the more and more they bonded
PetMetroid1: the more they grew on eachother
PetMetroid1: thats a metaphor or something
PetMetroid1: not like really grow
PetMetroid1: not like a plant
PetMetroid1: like a liking relationship
PetMetroid1: when she said, "me llamo ...
PetMetroid1: shoot, i havent given her a name
PetMetroid1: o here we go
PetMetroid1: shed say "me llamo una chica bonita"
PetMetroid1: he thought she had the most beautiful accent
PetMetroid1: when he tried to do it it didnt work
PetMetroid1: "Olah, me yamoa Bob"
PetMetroid1: ewe!
PetMetroid1: but she always said he sounded goog
PetMetroid1: with a d of coarse
PetMetroid1: then one day, finally, he graduated from Una Chica Bonita Spanish Lessons
PetMetroid1: he said, "for all your help, im going to take you far far away in my car"
PetMetroid1: "where are we going to"
PetMetroid1: "adonde bob?"
PetMetroid1: he responded in a cool easy voice,
PetMetroid1: "where ever you please, as long as your there too, my chica bonita"
PetMetroid1: THE END
PetMetroid1: wow, i got bored