A little story, I got bored

PetMetroid1: ok, imma gonna tell a story, but u keep reading
PetMetroid1: what do you wannthe story to b about?
YoshiPlaydUmario: wat? uhh...
YoshiPlaydUmario: idk
PetMetroid1: ohno, i just gave you a decision, didnt i?
PetMetroid1: sorry
PetMetroid1: ok, ill make one up
YoshiPlaydUmario: yea u did haha
PetMetroid1: about a guy named...
PetMetroid1: BOB
PetMetroid1: there was this guy named bob
PetMetroid1: he had no job
PetMetroid1: sorta like a hobbo
PetMetroid1: only bob had a car
PetMetroid1: it was a sh tty car, but it was better than a shopping cart
PetMetroid1: anyway, one day, he went far with his car
PetMetroid1: he went to uhh...
PetMetroid1: puerto rico?
PetMetroid1: ok
PetMetroid1: but he didnt know how to speak spanish
PetMetroid1: when he wanted bread, he could get none
PetMetroid1: and that disapointed him
PetMetroid1: cause he was hungary
PetMetroid1: and he quiera el bread
PetMetroid1: he went driving some more
PetMetroid1: but then he crashed
PetMetroid1: a BIG crash
PetMetroid1: off a cliff
PetMetroid1: but somehow hes still alive
PetMetroid1: there was a cause for this slight devestating accident
PetMetroid1: he had passed by the most bootyfull, i mean beautifull puertorican girl
PetMetroid1: at least he thought so
PetMetroid1: he almost died for that opinion
PetMetroid1: but he didnt know how to speak spanish
PetMetroid1: he felt sad
PetMetroid1: but the cute native infact DID speak ingles
PetMetroid1: she said
PetMetroid1: "HOLY SH T THAT WAS QUITE A FALL!"
PetMetroid1: "are you ok?"
PetMetroid1: at that instant, he fell for her right then and there
PetMetroid1: and as funny as this sounds, i mean literally
PetMetroid1: oops, fell down the cliff again
PetMetroid1: but this time the girl went down and rescued him
PetMetroid1: umm
PetMetroid1: she took him over to her place
PetMetroid1: her papi was like,
PetMetroid1: "who the f ck is that?"
PetMetroid1: "i told you already, IM NOT READY TO BE A GRANDPAPA!"
PetMetroid1: shes like, "no, esta some chico i found on the road"
PetMetroid1: when he awoke from his two week coma
PetMetroid1: he saw her
PetMetroid1: bout three feet from his bed
PetMetroid1: with power ranger bedspread
PetMetroid1: when he figured out what the hell was going on, he said
PetMetroid1: "mdudmdufkjfmdudfmamamakudfm"
PetMetroid1: he couldnt talk, cause he was all numb
PetMetroid1: poor bob
PetMetroid1: but she was like
PetMetroid1: "majdudmlkamama, ok?"
PetMetroid1: huh?
PetMetroid1: o well
PetMetroid1: he thought that was the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to him
PetMetroid1: ew!  wieord
PetMetroid1: but, a few hours past by
PetMetroid1: he told her,
PetMetroid1: "i would like to learn how to speak your language"
PetMetroid1: "ill teach you" she said
PetMetroid1: so she taught him what she could
PetMetroid1: the rest came from santana, george lopez, and dora the explorer
PetMetroid1: the more and more they bonded
PetMetroid1: the more they grew on eachother
PetMetroid1: thats a metaphor or something
PetMetroid1: not like really grow
PetMetroid1: not like a plant
PetMetroid1: like a liking relationship
PetMetroid1: when she said, "me llamo ...
PetMetroid1: shoot, i havent given her a name
PetMetroid1: o here we go
PetMetroid1: shed say "me llamo una chica bonita"
PetMetroid1: he thought she had the most beautiful accent
PetMetroid1: when he tried to do it it didnt work
PetMetroid1: "Olah, me yamoa Bob"
PetMetroid1: ewe!
PetMetroid1: but she always said he sounded goog
PetMetroid1: with a d of coarse
PetMetroid1: then one day, finally, he graduated from Una Chica Bonita Spanish Lessons
PetMetroid1: he said, "for all your help, im going to take you far far away in my car"
PetMetroid1: "where are we going to"
PetMetroid1: "adonde bob?"
PetMetroid1: he responded in a cool easy voice,
PetMetroid1: "where ever you please, as long as your there too, my chica bonita"
PetMetroid1: THE END
PetMetroid1: wow, i got bored

Whenever I see a beautiful girl, I see a girl who is beautiful

And I mean it, I see a girl who is beautiful, gorgeous, too hot too sexy for my eyes.  I am a free roamer, a bird in the sky (more like a lost bird, and now he doesn't feel like returning home), a free form lover, one who believes in loving the one you're with.  But sometimes, this lil' blue bird gets a bit tired, has to take a pit stop.  So little birdy stops at the nearest Denny's, doesn't plan on staying long, at least he doesn't think so.  While ordering, his beak POPS OFF at the site of this beautiful young waitress bird.  As she takes birdy's order, she tweets a little giggle as the little bird gazes into her eyes and studders his order like a billion times, unable to get out the words he is looking for: PANCAKES.  After roaming for soo long, he wants nothing more than to be with miss bird, till the sky falls, and he knows that if the sky fell on that night, he'd be with this beauty of nature and he'd be the happiest tweeter on the face of the planet.

Forgive me if I may have frightened you, but you have put me into a ten second tranz (something like that) that has refused me from taking my eyes off of you.  IDK what's going on, is this normal?  IreallyDK, but in a special way, I am enjoying it.  But... I don't really know what's going on in that wonderful mind of your's, what IS going on through your head?  Do you feel that this is awkward?  You aren't shooing me away, are you?  Is there someone else on your mind?  Could you talk to me about it?  I won't mind.  Are you just wanting to be friends?  Are you scared?  Well, why?  There's nothing wrong with that, but that doesn't have to stop us from trying.  I can't tell what you're thinking, I'm still learning new psychic abilities and I haven't mastered my mind-reading powers yet.  

 

...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?  If you are/were/would/uhh... would you mind if I settled in?  I'm just passing by, just an order of pancakes before I fly away.  But I've been flying for some time now, I need a place to rest, yes, to settle in.  May I rest on you?  Where I need to go: no where.  Where I WANT to be: here with you.  I've been looking for you, and with the help of your gleaming eyes, cute smile, pretty face, and beautiful... everything else--I just happened to spot you from clear across the diner.  So let me look at you, let me know when you get off, I'll come and pick you up, and we'll go far away and we can do whatever YOU want to do, because I've already gotten what I want: that's you.  Wherever you are, come see me.  I've been waiting for you for a long time, and the wait is over once you say that one magic word, the one word that will set us free, free together.  "Yes."

When I die, I'm gonna go to the place that's the best!

The day I die will be the day I have no pulse

WOOHOO!!!!!!

yDamn, this is late!  Woohoo, party over here!  Party over there!  Party under there!  Uhh, under where?  Hahaha, underwear!  I said UNDERWEAR!!!  WhyTF would I say underwear!?!?!  Hahaha, OK, I'm out.  Lata', I looooooove you's a hepha bunch!!!  RAR!  Hahaha!!