We all have best friends, like that one guy, Chris...

PetMetroid1: chris!
uberally1: what
PetMetroid1: my mom was like, "are you
going to ur friends house tonight?"
PetMetroid1: and I was like
PetMetroid1: hold on
PetMetroid1: ok
PetMetroid1: and i was like, "i wansnt
planning on it"
PetMetroid1: so im like
PetMetroid1: "ok"
PetMetroid1: so can i go to someones
house after work tonight?
PetMetroid1: bus (inside joke, that means he died and got hit by a bus)
PetMetroid1: school bus?
PetMetroid1: or military bus?
PetMetroid1: or public bus?
PetMetroid1: or tour bus?
PetMetroid1: or special bus?
PetMetroid1: or swat bus?
PetMetroid1: or mexican bus?
PetMetroid1: or daycare bus?
PetMetroid1: or musican's bus?
PetMetroid1: or double decker bus?
PetMetroid1: or zoo bus?
PetMetroid1: or hotwheels bus?
PetMetroid1: or playskool bus?
PetMetroid1: or monster bus?
PetMetroid1: or is it monster truck bus?
PetMetroid1: well if you ask me, i think
you got hit by all of these busses at
the same time!
PetMetroid1: OUCH!@!@!@
PetMetroid1: that'd hurt!
PetMetroid1: well, u must b dead then
PetMetroid1: unless you got hit by a...
PetMetroid1: ...jesus bus?
PetMetroid1: but that was after u got hit
by the magic bus
PetMetroid1: and the eric bus
PetMetroid1: and the jesus bus drove u
up to heaven
PetMetroid1: and you commanded an army
against hell with a psp
PetMetroid1: and u were like keanna
reaves
PetMetroid1: but we were all like
PetMetroid1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PetMetroid1: chris is dead!!!!
PetMetroid1: hes not supposed to die yet
PetMetroid1: and i said
PetMetroid1: "III was supposed to kill
him, no fair!"
PetMetroid1: and we were like
PetMetroid1: "ah shit, now we need a new
bass player"
PetMetroid1: where are we gonna find
one'o those?
PetMetroid1: so we just hired a hobbo
PetMetroid1: and bryan no longer had
nasty hair
PetMetroid1: cause the hobbo hadn't
washed in weeks
PetMetroid1: eeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeee
PetMetroid1: but he smelled  a hepha
PetMetroid1: grose!
PetMetroid1:
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee
PetMetroid1: and we're like
PetMetroid1: "damnit, we neeeeeeed chris!"
uberally1 signed off at 2:21:34 PM.
PetMetroid1: so we all died and
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PetMetroid1: the end
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PetMetroid1: geeez, we're soo glad u care,
u bass terd!
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We were all supposed to go up to heaven that day to reunite the band, but chris never returned my calls...  Chris, this bud's for you!

It's all just fun and games, till somebody looses a nut!