Discovery Channel Presents: The Red Light

Discovery Channel Presents:
The Red Light

    The red light is a misunderstood creature, constantly changing moods from green to red when least expected.  If you ever happen to encounter one of these creatures, they can be very dangerous.  The red light gives its prey a warning sign before it turns bloddy red mad.  When it flashes its yellow light, no nearby citizen is safe within a 100ft range.  As soon as its prey enters the red light's territory, the light begins to attack. 
    The red light is a fast creature, ranging from one to two and a half seconds in attack speed.  Some red lights have an incredible sense of sight and memory as an advantage for them.  When the prey enters its territory, the light will familiarize itself with its victim simply by looking at it and making a picture in its mind so that later the light can stalk its prey.  A red light's territory is called an "intersection".  The red light makes boundaries for this intersection called "crosswalks".  The red light never leaves its intersection when attacking because it often never has to.  The light will pounce upon its prey before it leaves the entire intersection and crosses the last crosswalk. 
    After catching its prey, the stop light will not feed upon it itself.  It instead passes it on to its young, which are called the police and the government (common name "the man").  They feed in a very unusual way, forcing the prey to suffer through finacial aid. 
    The red light is a very interesting animal which attacks its prey in a very interesting way, different from any other organism.  Beware of the red light.